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Florida is a beautiful place, the weather and beaches are nice. Florida is really weird though, there are a few nice cities, and then there is boring redneck land. Places like Brevard County, where I live, lack culture. Also, there are too many rednecks and old people with IQs below 90 for my taste, and unfortunately they are eligible to participate in the democratic process. As a result the state that is supposedly a blue state, has 15 Republicans, and only 10 Democrats in the House of Representatives. Florida also has a Republican governor named Charlie Crist who wants to run for Senate in 2010. Although some speculate Charlie Crist is a homosexual, he is still popular among rednecks and old people who are usually homophobic. If you are looking to live somewhere where your children can receive probably the worst public school education in the U.S., your best best right now might be Florida. Governor of Florida Charlie Crist isn't worried about education, he's more concerned with getting the redneck and old person vote to further his career. Even though Charlie Crist admits to recreational marijuana use, Charlie Crist has signed legislation making Florida marijuana prohibition laws more harsh than those of the federal government. Charlie Crist has also approved of Jesus license plates for the state of Florida. You might've seen the governor of Florida on the news because he wants to run for senate, and they might call him a moderate Republican. In my opinion, governor of Florida Charlie Crist is a Sarah Palin/Rush Limbaugh breed of Republican. The only reason they say Charlie Crist is a moderate Republican, is because he liked the idea of getting stimulus money from Obama. Charlie Crist probably wants that stimulus money so he can lock up more non violent drug offenders and print lots of Jesus license plates. I would enjoy Florida alot more if the Republicans got voted out, and the rednecks would stop spawning with their sisters.
Me: So many tax dollars are wasted on incarcerating non violent drug offenders. Don't you think it would be better to use that money for education?

Redneck Republican: Well, I reckon to save money lockin up them druggies and feedin em, we should just give them the death penalty. Give the death penalty to queers too.

Old lady: A college student had 21 grams of that dangerous drug marijuana on him, luckily here in Florida that's a felony. Now he can't vote in a democrat, he lost his scholarship, and he'll be in prison for 5 years. I feel safer.
by FloridianWithIQOver90 May 11, 2009
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The Sunshine State. A southern state that contains major concentrations of hicks in the north, elderly Jews in the south, and areas of other great concentrations of certain groups. Florida is heavily populated in the east, and quiet in the west. Tampa may possiby be the most dangerous city in the nation, but crime is high throughout the state. The state is known for being a haven for vacationers, the starting point for most of the nation's drugs, and always having warm conditions (yet often rainey).
I have no opinion on Florida.
by Not so super DJ Gennady March 06, 2003
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One of the worst possible places to live in the world. There is not much to do. You can't really go outdoors because its so hot and sunny that if you step outside for ten minutes you get a heat stroke. it sucks to go to the beach during the day because the sun burns like frekin hell. There are no mountains or anything nice. And yet all the retards from up north crowd it like crazy.
by hiiiippl April 22, 2011
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How to describe Florida:

Old people driving 5mph to either Publix or Walmart, over-priced tourist attractions, a new child molester case on the news every day, snowbirds galore, a new cockroach somewhere every day as well, stupid politicians, 20 hurricanes every season, FCAT, emo/scene kids, hot weather with humidity to match.

One thing I do love about living here the last 8 years are the skies, flowers, and beaches... unless they're infested with tourists and fat hairy transvestites in speedos. Gross.

Also see Hell.
Old Man visiting Florida: look at the lively youth! playing with their water guns...

Old Woman visiting Florida: LOOK, HONEY! A BINGO HALL COMBINED WITH A WALMART! *slams brakes*
by sarahSANITY June 01, 2007
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Where your grandparents live.
Grandpa: "Son, guess what"
Son: "Hmm"
"We're moving to florida"

Son: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
by Joey B.. April 01, 2008
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The OTHER Hell, I live in Florida so I know what I'm talking about. Old people everywhere, everbody drives like they never passed driver's ED., It's like a friggin' desert here, despite the humidity which makes it suck even more. Florida is full of preps, people on ritalin, and various Jack-offs.
When Billy died, he went to Florida.
by I HATE Florida October 26, 2003
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Southeastern State recently ravaged by 4 different hurricanes in 2 months. In my opinion great place to vacation, but sucky place to live. (Before you start getting mad at me saying that Florida sucks, let me tell you that I LIVE in Pensacola.)
Florida, Hick in the north, Hispanic in the south
by B-Mac January 21, 2005
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