Florida is actually not a bad place if you live in one of the right areas. These places are usually on the southern half of the gulf coast and east coast.

While there are many stupid rednecks in the "southern" part, which is actually the northern area of Florida, everyone who lives here is not stupid. I happen to live about a mile away from the one of the best public high schools in the nation.
"You live in Bellair, Florida ? You must drive a Maserati then."
by Katettttt April 08, 2006
The only place you can get your drivers license from the back of a box of Caption Crunch.
Yes, its my 16th birthday! Im gunna go get my florida drivers license now.

*cuts it out of a cereal box*
by Ezgamer January 08, 2006
An awesome state known for tourism and often thought to be more northern than southern. In actuality Florida is a mostly rural area and produces a very large amount of fruits and vegetables and beef. But Florida is the vacation home satan and therefore is hot. Also we are just awesome.
Florida is an awesome state that is often wrongly accused of different issues and produces a bunch of the nations food.
by Shark193 July 03, 2015
one who enjoys, or at least does not refuse, sexual contact during the menstrual cycle
I told BAE my aunty Flo is visiting and he was like "so what - I am a flo rida"
by scout3y February 23, 2015
Also known as the Sunshine state because of its year round warm weather, florida is a great place to live. It's a pretty common stereotype that florida is filled with snowbirds and old people and that is 100% true. The old people are known for driving 20-30 miles under the speed limit and causing careless car accidents however on the plus side if an old person hits you it's very unlikely anyone will be seriously injured or killed and your car will probably have very little damage because old people don't usually go over 20 mph so you're good. The term "snowbirds" refer to the northerners that visit florida and they wear shorts and sit outside tanning when it's 60 degrees out while the floridians are inside bundled up with the heater on. In florida we get hurricanes all the time and they don't scare us unless their high categories. In fact hurricanes are welcomed because it's a good excuse to have a day off and hurricane parties are pretty typical down here. The weather in florida is extremely bipolar it's typical for it to pour really hard for 2 minutes and then have completely clear skies minutes later. Winter doesn't really exist in florida especially in south florida where it will occasionally get below 60 during the day in the winter time but other than that it's pretty much warm year round, Floridians consider below 60 to be freezing and we start bringing out the winter coats and uggs when it gets to that temperature.
The old people in Florida can't drive to save their lives!
by Awesomenessbruhh February 16, 2015
Home of oranges, beaches, Disney World, nice places to live, summer everyday, and hurricanes.
Florida's a nice place, from a North Carolinian's POV
by rtivey01 April 25, 2014
A small town in New York named solely to confuse the shit out of people. Similar to warwick in size, shape, and dullness.

Also, someone mildly important was born here.
Person 1: I live in Florida.
Person 2: Wow, lucky, I bet its so warm there
Person 1: No, its cold as fuck
Person 2 has been effectively confused.
by what the hell do i put here January 04, 2011

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