The place where you can cheat your way into presidency.
Bush won the election because of Florida
by Jacob December 12, 2003
1. One of the reasons why Rap/Hip Hop is dead.

2. When you accidently type a space in between "Flo" and "Rida" when your trying to write "Florida" on your computer.
1. Flo Rida: "You spin my head right round, right round when you go down."

Me: "Fuck you, you suck ass, quit rapping and go work at Burger King bitch."

Flo Rida: "Chill out and get LOW with a woman."

Me: "..."

2. Nerd: "Damn it, I typed a space in between Florida and thats why I got a B on my report."

Nerd 2: "I'm so sorry"
by ChiefMatt1234567890 March 30, 2009
Florida: God's waiting room.
Florida is where old people move to, drive like Mr. Magoo, then die.
by Overdrive December 01, 2005
1) A piece of shit who can't write his own music. Specializes in ripping off songs that are actually good and modifying their choruses in the most hideous ways possible, then overlaying them with his shit-ass rhymes.

2) When you accidentally type a space between the O and the R in "Florida" and are overwhelmed with "Oh, shit" when you realize you've just referenced a shitty faux-musician.
Person 1: "You spin my head right round, right round, when you go down, when you go down"
Person 2: Fuck you, you tool. It's "you spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record, baby, right round round round." Jesus fuckin' H. Christ.

Further examples of musical theft: "Blue" - Eiffel 65 = "Sugar" - Flo Rida

Person 1: Where are you going for vacation?
Person 2: Flo rida
Person 2: Shit
Person 2: Sorry man, hit the space bar. FML.
by Flo Rida is a piece of crap May 13, 2009
Its Heaven and Hell down here. I know since I lived here my whole life. Unlike the stereotype, we dont only have palm trees, its not always sunny but it alway rains and its always hot exept in January when it gets down to the 40's or rarely the high 30's (how the hell do you guys up north stand it?!?),we dont go to the beach every day but at least once a week if there isn't something in the water (shit, trash, fatass people in the water, etc.), and its not overun by old people (they live in north florida but I and most people in south florida don't really care about N. FL.).

What is true is that there is always hotass chicks wearing thongs around to have sex with, during summer there's always fat tourists everyware you turn buying overpriced shit, complaning how hot it is, and wearing things on the beach you should never wear.

Downtown Miami is drug central and the worlds biggest pawn shop. You need some dope, got it. You need an Usi or two, got it too. You need a hit, already done.

Most people who drive down here seam to have never gotten a drivers license. Theres the asshole who goes in the turning lane and nearly fishtails you, the old people who drive 30 mph on the highway, the chicks that just talk on their cellphone and cut clean across from the far right lane to the left turning lane, nearly causing a huge crash, and the guy who drives 30 mph on a 45 mph road but should be going around 50+ if there's no police around and when you try and pass him, he speeds up and stops you from passing if there's a faster car in the other lane.

We don't all live in apartments. I live in a two story house in the suberbs in Pembroke Pines which you probably never heard of. Its like houses in other states but are painted in a wide veriety of colors, no cibneys since we got a/c, and no basements since if you make a hole for one it will just fill with water and become an indoor swimming pool.

We don't care so much about hurricanes unless its a strong cat. 3 or a 4 or 5 coming straight for us like Andrew or last year's, Wilma. The rest are just annoyances that give us a day off from school and work. The only people that go crazy when a 1-3 hurricane comes in are tourists and people who just moved here and never been in a hurricane.

We need to get rid of Jeb Bush, FCAT, lazy tourists, F.E.M.A., crappy teachers, old people driving, satellite tv since the satellites always get destroyed in any hurricane, dumbass driving, racist police who somehow out of all the people on the road, pull over the black guy and says he did 90 on a 45 road, and Hummers. I mean seriously, what do you need it for? There's no hills or mountains here so you never use any SUV for its real purpose and most people don't get it for putting big stuff in so all you have it for is to look like you got some cash to burn on buying gas few miles for 2.25 per gallon at Cosco cause Shell is expencive, all other places are full and noone likes bp.

Overall its not a bad a place to live if you can deal with some of the downsides.
South Florida has its ups and downs but is still an nice place to live if you pick the right palce to live since all the cities are different.

P.S.: Does all the gas stations up north got some dude fill your car up for you? I know its true in New Jersey but not down here. Just wanted to through that out.
by Ezgamer January 08, 2006
State that is constantly called out in weird news reports. Most likely caused by people reinforcing their stereotypes of the state.
Where's our wacky Florida news?
-We're still looking.

In other news, where else but Florida; man dresses as alligator for court appearance only to.....

by QWERTY1 April 12, 2006
A rapper from Florida (clever name) that recently was featured in several mainstream tracks, and has topped charts with the recent song Low.
have you heard Flo Rida's Low?
Shawty with dem apple bottom jeans, boots with the furr
by dangt December 31, 2007
Florida is a state in the southeastern most part of the US. Its known for its beaches, crime, and smelly old people.

Most people say Florida only has one season, which is ridiculous, for Florida has many seasons! There's tourist, hurricane, swimsuit, rainy, college(aka: Spring break) and snow bird season!

If you're on the gulf, the best time to go to the beach is November. By far the worst time is College season, which seems to be nothing more than all the college's in the country collaborating against us poor locals, sending wave after wave of their craziest 'students' to come tear up our beaches, jam up our roads, and cause a number of drunk-driving accidents over the course of 5-6 weeks.

As for the old people. There are lots of them. There are tons and tons, MASSES. The dominate every aspect of life, most respectable neighborhoods are built to accommodate those them. My neighborhood recreational center? The golf center.

Driving in Florida is not dangerous, its FUN. Stop signs? Who needs them! Turning signals? They're for pussies! And speed limits? PSH! If your 60 or older, you drive at least 20 miles under the speed limit, if your 25 and younger, you drive 20 miles OVER the speed limit, and if you're a tourist you drive however slowly or quickly it takes for you to get that picture of the pelican shitting.

A nice place to live sometimes, but a better place to just visit.
Florida's weather is also extremely bipolar. Just today, it had been ultra-warm and foggy with no sun to be seen like it had been for the last 3 days. Then, while sitting outside for lunch, suddenly the sun came out and all the clouds dissipated at once, lifting the fog and leaving the wind free to make us cold. Now, only 3 hours later, its sunny and chilly.
by florida_babe December 17, 2009
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