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Referring to sexual relations between a human and an plant.
Felix was a lonely guy, and flowers can't say no he knew Florastiality was the way to go. So he bought a bouquet and had his way.
by Caitlikesith May 30, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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