Someone whos arse is getting increasingly large because they're eating far too much cake in the office.
Have you seen her today? She's looking pretty floral!
by Jumble Sales February 08, 2010
Pertaining to Flowers and their use in design.
by UrbanFlorist May 25, 2009
Noun. Stimulation of the female genitals using the tongue or lips. Like "oral" but "floral", because of the flora that inhabit the vaginal canal.
He wouldn't give me floral, so I wouldn't give him head.
by karmaapolice May 28, 2009
The act of receiving oral from the filthiest mouth you can find. The term is derived from the "flora" that have colonized the mouth of the hobo that just choked on your member.
I got me some five-dollar floral from the hobo lady that lives in the dumpster around the corner.
by Painname July 06, 2014
as in non-animal like
my reaction to the rabie shot was floral in silent ways
by fish are healthy September 24, 2003
Fucking Todd over and making him move back to Kansas.
by Bob White March 06, 2004