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1.
Someone who is unsure, who is not stable and straight forward. Always beats around the bush...kinda "flopping" from one thing to another...
I'm a floppy dick when it comes to turning people down. I need to stop being such a floppy dick!
by CarolinexNOVA September 11, 2007
 
2.
When You Just Had An Erection And You Masturbated And Then Your Dick Becomes Flacid And Then You Jump And Then It Flops Therefore Creating A Floppy Dick
Johnny Just Masturbated And Now He Is Jumping And His Dick Is Floppy. Therefore He Has A Floppy Dick
by xaxsxs January 08, 2007
 
3.
beg floopy peinis ohn a mens ginitalia. usd on sex four they blawjob
me penbis ies teh sex! i moost haev a floopy dick1 woo! floppy dick
by poopyfacehehe April 08, 2006