Top Definition
Someone who is unsure, who is not stable and straight forward. Always beats around the bush...kinda "flopping" from one thing to another...
I'm a floppy dick when it comes to turning people down. I need to stop being such a floppy dick!
by CarolinexNOVA September 11, 2007
When You Just Had An Erection And You Masturbated And Then Your Dick Becomes Flacid And Then You Jump And Then It Flops Therefore Creating A Floppy Dick
Johnny Just Masturbated And Now He Is Jumping And His Dick Is Floppy. Therefore He Has A Floppy Dick
by xaxsxs January 08, 2007
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me penbis ies teh sex! i moost haev a floopy dick1 woo! floppy dick
by poopyfacehehe April 08, 2006
Instead of the more common 'square up' you say floppy dick while curling your pointer finger, thus causing the other person to be highly confused. Very effective against people.
please dont actually do the floppy dick
by HOBO SQUAD July 29, 2016
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