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One who is always on the floor whether it be while sleeping, performing sexual favors, etc.
I can't believe Kevin slept on the floor again last night. He is such a floor bitch.
by cougared714 August 30, 2009
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One who is forced to reside or sleep on the floor due to lack of empty couches, beds, or chairs.
Kyle: Dibs on couch!
Stephen: I call the bed!
Adam: What about me?

Kyle and Stephen: Floor Bitch!
by DjVileStump March 30, 2010
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