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Any altercation that is taken seriously by one involved party and laughed at and dismissed by the other involved party/parties. Usually leads to loss of job.
Originates from a fight over whether throwing away bacon that landed on the floor was a waste or if it was still edible.
"Dude, did you hear so-and-so got fired?"
"Yeah he got into some heavy floor bacon with another co-worker earlier this week, it was all down hill from there"
by WestAvenger January 29, 2009

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