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Floof (derived from "fluff") is an adjective used to describe a ridiculously fluffy object or an animal (usually a long-haired cat or an equally hairy dog).

It can also be used as a verb to "floof" someone, but this only applies to the furry fandom in which one furry uses his/her fur (in the case of a long-haired furry, again a canine or feline) to overwhelm his/her friend with fluffy fur.

It can also be used as a cute non-malicious scolding or a cheering word.

Alternate spellings: Floofzorz, fl00f, fl00fz0rz.
ad. My cat Jimmy is floofy.

v. I wanna floof you/I floofed Vincent yesterday.

In context of calling someone, "Oh you floof. ^^" or "It's to the far left you floof!".
by Cid SilverWing January 13, 2008
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The glorious hair style worn by Martin L. Gore in the 1980's.
Man, Martin's Floof is looking damn fine tonight.
by addieeeeeee January 14, 2009
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Hair that is very fluffy to the extent of being fluffier than the fluffiest cloud you've ever seen.
Eli's hair has maxed out on the floof bar.
by mayhemicBear January 08, 2014
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(noun form) 1. Something soft and fluffy to the touch
2. Anything adorable, loveable, or darling that inspires mushy feelings in someone.

(verb form) 1. To feel and/or express the mushy feelings inspired by something adorable, loveable, or darling.
(Noun form)
1. "The little chick's soft feathers were floofy and yellow."
2. "I saw them kissing yesterday- it was the best floof I've seen all week."

(Verb form)
1(a). "She's so cute when she talks like that! I'm floofing all over!"
1(b). "Something really romantic happened today- I'll floof about it to you later."
by Suu April 27, 2006
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To restore to fullness by preening, combing, brushing, using fingers to rake, or some other form of physical manipulation.
Examples are: to floof up a flat spot in a friend's hair.
To floof a blanket or bed spread by giving it a few shakes.
To sock a flat pillow a few times to re-floof it.
To straighten the artificial branches on a Christmas tree during assembly, so that it resembles an actual tree and not a scraggly corn stalk thing.
To adjust one's breasts or genitalia when they are in uncomfortable confinement.
by Bakerybum December 02, 2012
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A word used to reference a bountiful fluffy mass of hair (light and airy) that is witnessed upon the top of a skinny, glasses bearing guy. It entices science loving girls with a burning passion and casts a spell-like trance over all who view it. If cut back for trimming, it should be called a Fwoosh until it grows back to its previous lustrous floofliness. It should be referred to as its own entity, not as a feature of the person in possession. The Floof trumps the person, the person is an accessory to the Floof.
"Look at that Floof! What a great Floof"
by #Ilikelonghashtags June 05, 2014
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A female fart. ie- quiet, but usually very smelly anyway.
She floofed in bed, then fluffed the covers and it stunk bad.
by Jenny L January 20, 2004
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