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Term for masturbation; used in the movie "There's Something About Mary" by "Woogie/Dom" in reference to Ben Stiller's lack of beating off
You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!
by Penguin6427 August 18, 2008
to violently wack off
Jims mom caught him flogging the dolphin
by bill gates February 06, 2003
1. verb
To beat savagely a mammalious aquatic creature (dolphin) with a rod or other blunt instrument
2. Flogging the dolphin
1. "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
2 "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
by Anonymous April 04, 2003
to dunk a girls head under water while you"re doing her doggy style
i met this skank at a bar and she let me flog the dolphin
by conradical55 January 07, 2011