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Fecal matter that refuses to be flushed. Variously known as a strong swimmer. Not to be confused with sticktites or gluons
Also, a line of bullshit that cannot be accepted. We didn't believe him, so we said, "That shit won't flush", "That one's a floater".
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A floater is a social mastermind who wavers between members of one particular clique or between multiple cliques in general, pitting people against one another and leeching out information without seeming like a threat. A perfected floater will appear incredibly trustworthy and neutral and will play both sides, but in reality, floaters look out for themselves and do whatever possible to keep themselves alive in any given scenario. After playing both sides, floater Janina decided to attend neither Trichelle's nor Mindy's party, so that neither clique queen would be upset with her.
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A piece of fecal matter that will not sink, usually the result of a meal with a high fat content. I supersized my Big Mac meal and let out a two foot long floater the next morning.
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A turd which refuses to flush. Who left that floater in the toilet?
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1 - a small, lighter-than-water turd that, no matter how much you flush, refuses to BE GONE!
hence, 2 - an obnoxious asshole that you can't seem to get rid of dude 1 - Man, what's up with your little bro? Every time we fire up a blunt, he's like, THERE!
dude 2 - Yeah, he's pretty much a fucking floater. He needs to get a life or start contributing to the cause! |
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A dead body found in the water. The Coast Guard pulled another floater out of the river today.
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In hockey, a floater is a player who won't go into the corners to fight for the puck. Instead, he'll just circle around in the slot waiting for his hard-working teammates to set him up, where he'll inevitably score and take all the glory.
The opposite of a floater is a grinder. This term was popularized by Don Cherry on his Coaches Corner segment on Hockey Night In Canada. "That Gelinas, he's no floater. Look at him battle in the corner for the puck."
"The Sens never win any puck battles because they have too many floaters." |
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