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A piece of fecal matter that will not sink, usually the result of a meal with a high fat content. I supersized my Big Mac meal and let out a two foot long floater the next morning.
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A floater is a social mastermind who wavers between members of one particular clique or between multiple cliques in general, pitting people against one another and leeching out information without seeming like a threat. A perfected floater will appear incredibly trustworthy and neutral and will play both sides, but in reality, floaters look out for themselves and do whatever possible to keep themselves alive in any given scenario. After playing both sides, floater Janina decided to attend neither Trichelle's nor Mindy's party, so that neither clique queen would be upset with her.
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Fecal matter that refuses to be flushed. Variously known as a strong swimmer. Not to be confused with sticktites or gluons
Also, a line of bullshit that cannot be accepted. We didn't believe him, so we said, "That shit won't flush", "That one's a floater".
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A turd which refuses to flush. Who left that floater in the toilet?
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A dead body found in the water. The Coast Guard pulled another floater out of the river today.
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A person without a set group of friends or place to belong to. They drift aAround and meet new people, usually if dating someone. But if that relationship fails, they move onto the next lucky/unlucky clique. Floaters can either work alone or with a partner, but never exist as more than two people. Floaters are usually strange, creative, troubled, and/or have an offbeat sense of humor. Floaters usually don't mind being a floater, although bouts of loneliness may strike at times. A floater is usually single and plays the field. After breaking up with her boyfriend, Ilona the floater found a new group of friends.
"What group of friends do you sit with?" "Oh I only sit with my best friend. I'm a floater." |
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1 - a small, lighter-than-water turd that, no matter how much you flush, refuses to BE GONE!
hence, 2 - an obnoxious asshole that you can't seem to get rid of dude 1 - Man, what's up with your little bro? Every time we fire up a blunt, he's like, THERE!
dude 2 - Yeah, he's pretty much a fucking floater. He needs to get a life or start contributing to the cause! |
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