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A blow job performed by Flo, the girl from the Progressive Insurance commercials.
That girl from the commercials isn't that hot, but I sure would take a Flo-Job any day.
by Roy Ryan March 22, 2010
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the opposite of a grumpy, when someone tosses your salad while your taking a piss
deano gave me a godly flo job earlier
by rmag December 31, 2004
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When you sign up for Progressive car insurance and then find out you could have saved more with Geico.
Dude, those Progressive commercials really Flojob a lot of potential customers.
by whoak May 07, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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the act that a collegiate freshman performs on a brearley or stuyvesant (female) sophomore, inherent upon having sex
samantha: ahh i got my first flojob last nightt
lindsay: worrd?? no wayy girl that flyy
by Courtney Alexander March 06, 2007
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When someone gives you a really good head massage.
I got the best flojob last night from Lauren. It felt great!
by Timmmaaa March 27, 2013
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The act of giving a woman the equivalent of a "blow job"
Dude, I gave my girl a flojob last night.
by Ihaveadirtymind July 09, 2015
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when a girl has a period on partners face
damn we got so drunk last night i though she was going to give me a flo-job
by big manny May 12, 2009
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