Fliro 

pronunciation: \flē-rō\
function: adjective
1) an alternative and stronger word for "cool."

"Those shoes are so fliro!"
"Puking at that party was really unfliro of you."
"That is the most fliro giraffe I've ever seen!"

Fliro by Debbi Peacock Airplane January 10, 2009

Flipoppositify 

a mathematical word created by Mr. Kleine that describes when you start with an inequality as written, then flip the inequality symbol and change the sign of the number opposite to the variable to either positive or negative.

"whoa, do you start with the inequality as written and then flipoppositify??"

Flipoppositify by foothill's griffin October 15, 2017

Schrödinger's flirt 

When you are either actually flirting or just kidding depending on whenever the person is into it

Person 1: Hey ur cute
Person 2: I have a significant other
Person 1: Ha no, I was just joke-flirting
Person 2: I think you mean Schrödinger's flirting

Schrödinger's flirt by ScrollWasTaken November 14, 2019

flirt and squirt 

the action of a one night stand

I wanted to flirt and squirt with the girl from the bar, i will never see her again.

flirt and squirt by travlax April 24, 2009

flir 

Forward Looking Infra-Red, glasses for night vision.

Even if you see somebody with flir, it doesn't mean it's him.

flir by alvaropikolino November 20, 2010

Flirtarded 

Someone who doesn't quite understand the art of flirting. In most cases, one who suffers from flirtardation is able to pick-up flirting between other couples but in his or her case, they are oblivious.

There is no cure for flirtardation.

Sue walks into a bar and grabs a seat. A nice looking gentlman approaches her ten minutes later.

Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?
Sue: Yeah, thanks.

She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.

Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!
Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!

Flirtarded by asedwards December 21, 2006

hopeless flirter 

Someone who is in love with flirting. They don't necessarily want a relationship, just someone to flirt with.

Person 1: You like him, I know it!
Person 2: No I don't, I'm just a hopeless flirter!

hopeless flirter by Flirter October 14, 2013