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Not a terrible asshole like all the rest of the definitions would suggest. Actually a pretty nice guy, honest!
Man, that person doing lots of charity work for blind kids with only 7 fingers is a real fletcher!
by Anon23245 February 03, 2010
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the fletcher: noun, verb. (phlet ~ cher)

1. to perform a fletcher, you must sleep with a girl the night you meet her at HER PLACE, this is step one (the most important step). second, the girl must either fall asleep, or pass out (if drinking is involved, which it probably is). third, you have to leave in the middle of the night, and, finally, fourth, you have to leave a small amount of money on her dresser and/or nightstand (a $5 bill is preferred).

a. leaving a business card or a note with your number is worth bonus points.

2. the purpose is to make a slutty or whorish girl realize that she is, in fact, both slutty and whorish.

3. this maneuver is also known as either:

a. the 'julia roberts'
b. the 'cheap date'
c. or the 'sleazy bateman'
"you remember that stupid girl from the bar last night? yeah... i totally pulled a fletcher, or, sleezy bateman if you will, on her. maybe now she'll realize that her way of life is not okay by any stretch of the word."
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a backwards somersault into the 69 position. Only works if the one doing the somersault is very flexible and athletic.
Kyle was trying to give Marissa a fletcher for her birthday but he was out of shape so he broke her nose.
by Khauser18 March 02, 2011
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fletcher is a very hot teenage kid kid, all the ladies want him and he is known to be the greatest middle-school wrestler of all time. he is a BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he recently dumped his ex-girlfreind: megan fox. And he once beat up brock lesnar!!!!
idiot: i hate that fletcher guy
fletcher: *pwns that n00b*
by iamyourmam...seriously February 04, 2010
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originated and used in port chester new york by the infamous mig louch.fletcher, its a typical white boy name used as a great stereotype for gringos mostly from rye ,greenwich, harrison, and other white boy towns in westchester ny.
yo why is there alaways mad fletchers in hubbas say i wont snuff them hahha, nah b vatos in here are already on that and flip is waitin to scare them outside hahaha.
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An angry blowharded asshole who often loses his temper and screams at co-workers at his place of employment.
Don would always lose his cool and scream at the other supervisors when he was having a bad day. Fucking Fletcher!
by Wiseman July 14, 2006
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Girl 1: "Wow that guys pretty attractive"
Girl 2: "Yeah, shame he's a fletcher
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