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It is a utensil for eating pussy. It also is used for pounding ass in some rare cases. Flermoens come in five distinct colors: Maroon, Red, Blue, Magenta and Periwinkle. They can be bought at any Target.
"Dude, I totally broke my flermoen last night in that girls asshole."
by Regan11 April 16, 2011