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Mr. Peet is a flatch
by Dennis McPhearson January 01, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Short for "Flatuence"
"Did you just flatch?"
by Doc Evil July 24, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The process in which bits of watery poo sprays from the anus, during the farting process.
It is also used to describe the flapping of the butt cheeks in this process.

Flatching is often seen as embarasing and shameful, it is curtious to apologise to public and people around when you have just flatched.
"I'm sorry is that my flatch your covered in?'
"I'm terrible sorry, but I flatched all over your mother."
"I dont usually flatch like this."
"Did that hurt? My flatch wasn't perticularly watery today, I do apologise."
by Java Knees November 06, 2008
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Flatmate, a British alternative to 'Roomie'. A more accurate term, since neither we, nor these so-called 'Roomies' actually share a bedroom. From 'Flatchum' or 'Flat Chum'.
"Hey Flatch, how was your day?"
by Flatch # 1 June 08, 2006
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Help me get this flatch off the walls before my wife gets home!
by Sklooby March 18, 2008
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Knickname for Flatulina Boutier aka: The Fabulous One
So I went up to Flatulina and said, "Hey, Flatch, can I borrow your pet monkey?" and she said, "No problem, Tootie!"
by Tootie September 12, 2003
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i really flatched that girl
by strimper March 27, 2003
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