Flat Face

Annoying people who are rude and ugly. They are manipulative, and backstabbers.

Your boss being manipulated to be bias for your flat face coworker to get you in trouble.

Flat Face by Cattyfox February 28, 2022

flat face

Racial slur aimed at asians and pacific islanders. Most often used by the small minded and insecure to make them feel superior to someone. Frequently used with or in place of chinc or slant eyes as an adjective to a more universally used slur like bastard or fucker.

That flat faced bitch wrecked the curve and turned my D into an F!

flat face by so what November 13, 2005

Flat Face

A slang term used by the Canadian military to describe civilians.

Hey Flat Face, how are you?

He retired, he is just a flat faced civy now.

Flat Face by Leopardmech October 18, 2012

flapface 

A person who has a vagina for a face

Usually goes by the name jenny, is a chronic alcoholic and has ambitions to teach kids

That flapface jenny loves sterilized glass jars

flapface by mcattack April 28, 2008

Flapface 

A person who has a vagina for a face...

usually goes by the name of jenny, is a chronic alcoholic, has homosexual tendencies and has ambitions to teach kids.

That flapface jenny loves sterilized glass jars

Flapface by mcattack April 30, 2008

Flat-face

A bear's term for a human.

Bear1: My cub was shot by a flat-face ...

Bear2: A flat-face put my cub in a zoo.

Bear3: Flat-faces bring nothing but trouble. Hmph.

Flat-face by AnalPenetrationByForce October 12, 2011

Sentinel Flattace 

A fart the proceeds a larger fart. the reason for this is for safety of the individual farting, to ensure that there is not something more behind it. If the individual is not sure about if he or she has to crap or not, the sentinel fart is utilized to determine this. If the fart is disbanded in safety, it is ok to proceed with the larger, more robust flattace.

P1: Why does Brad keep crapping his pants like a 2nd grader? He is a grown man.

P2: He should probably be taught the magic of sentinel flattace.

Sentinel Flattace by jaydizzle21 August 20, 2012