Film, television, and radio programs which are ostensibly satirical but which really flatter the audience by ingratiatingly reinforcing all their prejudices.
Bob thinks the Daily Show and Colbert Report are funny, but they're just flattire. What a mindless follower.
by hughgyonson April 06, 2009
A girl with a flat ass
That girl has a flat tire
by Antistheoneandonly December 17, 2014
Getting an elbow in the testicles during a pit stop gone wrong.
by TheMasterOfBates April 16, 2011
The act of receiving a rim job while driving. Antonym: Road dome.
Stacy's mom helped me with my flat tire... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmgood
by Masterboneme June 17, 2014
Stepping on the back of someone's shoe so that they have to put it back on. When I moved to Los Angeles peaople were calling this a "wedgie," but that's plain wrong! A wedgie involves whitey-tidies and a display of upward force.
That bastard gave the blind guy a wedgie during a fire drill.
by Fred the nerd February 04, 2004
when you punch a person in their breast implants so hard that they burst, thus giving their chest the appearance of a flat tire.
I accidentally elbowed her in the left tit and now she has got a flat tire
by jermlova March 03, 2011
In a chick fight when one girl steps on the other girls foot and punches her in the chest really hard.
The flat tire is the best way to win at Foxy Boxing.
by ASS-assin August 29, 2009