Top Definition
A flarmt is a flaming fart. Before you let one 'rip' you put a lit match somewhere around the rim of your butt. Then you try to catch it in a bottle once the fart becomes a flame. You can save the flarmt for later or you can smell/inhale it right away.
"Hey Tom"
"Sup Bill?"
"Not much"
"Cool, what do you want to do today?"
"I dont know, want to catch some flarmts?"
"Ya, I will go get a bottle"
by AlexTheClown47 March 14, 2010

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