1) A commonly used prefix appropriate for almost any word. Generally used for the purpose of lightening the mood.
Can extend to any "fl-" prefix.
i.e. computer -> flarputer, mathematics -> flarthematics, pizza -> flarzza, duh-> fluh, ponies -> flonies
2) Flying Car.
Definition 1 Usage:
Flark, I just got flired from my flob of flourteen years.
A flarng flarng flime ago, in a flarlaxy flar away.
In the flar away flarnd of Flarland, there is a flarmperor and his flueen. They rule over many flartons and flarvilles, watching over their fellow Flarians. They are a Flarppy flarciety, full of flopes and fleams.
Flar skeptic: "You mean to tell me that Flod created flarthematics, flarithmetic, flarmbers, flarculus, flarvolution, and flareationism? Even the flarniverse itself? Flarking no flarring way."
Flar zealot: "Fluhhhhh."
Woman: "WHAT You're sleeping with my sister!?!?"
Flarman: "Hey flaby, flaby flease. Flisten. It's not what you flink it is. I may be flarking your flister, but she's nowhere as flot as you. Flease just flarve me another flance! Flease!"
Woman: "Oh, okay."
Definition 2 Usage:
Flarian #1: "Dude check out my new flar!"
Flarian #2: "Flark you, my flarents would only fluy me a flarking flike."
A shortened way to say "flying car".
I want a flar so bad, dude. It'd be ballsin' awesome.
An interjection expressing extreme fatigue and weariness, and suggesting that the source of the problem is still there.
Usage note** Flar is usually only used when problems are persisting and unrelenting..like 500 billion homework assignments from psycho PMS teachers.
"Flar.... i flunked yet another english quiz today...."