2.)Usually Laundry day when the red necks have to wash their cammo for the first time in a month
3.)Any place where going to Wal-Mart is a night out on the town.
5.) People who complain from upstate that they pay a ton of taxes for our subways and forget everyone else does it. if its such a porblem and you feel like youre not getting your moneys worth...move!
see also upstate new york