Top Definition
When you get to work before someone and leave after them.
The only good thing about being on call for 36 hours is that I'm flanking the SHIT out of everyone.
by jbaby2002 August 02, 2011
The maneuver OAP's pull at bus stops in order to get to the front of the queue. Normally involves large groups of them mobbing their way into the side of orderly queues.
"Hold you position, we're about to get flanked!"

"We're in for a flanking!"

by Heliumpanda September 20, 2011
Kinda like tittyfucking, but with ass cheeks.
Hannah's ass cheeks are calloused from the dozens of men she's been flanking with.
by chepatitis February 17, 2009
Following around. Surrounding. Constantly texting you. Drooling when they see you.
Who are all those people?

Idk. Bitches be flanking!
by Hashtagnumbaone September 01, 2014
The process of sitting in the seats right next to people in prime seating in a movie theater in an effort to make them uncomfortable and encourage them to move so that you can steal their seats.
Those two have my favorite movie seats! Let's try flanking them. You take the seat on their left and I'll take the right. The incursion into their personal space will get them to move.
by jugrock January 14, 2013
Pushing a planker, as in someone who lies with a straight body like a plank, over, or off whatever they're planking on.
I just saw some guys planking, I totally just did some flanking
by Red_token June 18, 2011
When two exceptionally good looking people have sex in a large timber-floored tent.
"All the school children on summer camp were woken by the sweet sounds of some serious flanking in the nearby tent in the woods.
by Snagsalot May 21, 2015

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