Top Definition
A second cousin to the VBF and Flaming Poo, zeë Germans use this phrase to describe poo baked in a private place, placed in a bag with Alpaca placentas, lit on fire, and placed on a doorstep. Once doorbell is rung, wild stomping on the Flaming Alpaca Futegebachënschiësser provides amusement and bemusement depending on one's perspective.
When Adam placed the Flaming Alpaca Futegebachënschiësser on Mr. Stanfield's doorstep and saw the look of bemusement followed by wild stomping, he shrieked with a shrill, ear piercing laughter and returned to his cave to plan the next prank.
by ryanholt99 May 07, 2010
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