I will stick my flagnog in your mouth!
Used in the pharase "What the flagnog?!?!?"
It is an exclamation used to describe an act that is astounding beyond words. So you say- WHAT THE FLAGNOG?!?!? (It has also been used as a varition of WTH or WTF.)
This word is destined to sweep the universe. If you don't like it, we don't care, so FLAGNOG it!!
If a hick named Anna whips out her hicky bracelet making supplies, Suzy exclaims "What the flagnog?!?" in her disbelief at Anna's hickiness.
If you are sleeping in history class and all of a sudden you feel your eye getting slapped, you sit up and yell "WHAT THE FLAGNOG?!?"
Got it? Good.