Example 2: Sebastian: ahh FLAGELLUM!
Charles Carmichael: What did you stub your toe? Good alternative for f*ck!
2:The few long strands of hair left behind when your hair is cut by a trainee hairdresser or a family member.These rogue hairs resemble the flagellum of a bacteria. Must be in a clump with several hairs. Most prominent when combined with a bowl cut.These hairs should be tugged when the flagellum wearer is least expecting it. Found on guys and shaven headed lesbians.
Harry: hey guys!
Oliver,Matt and Nathan:so your sister renewed your bowl cut
Oliver,Matt and Nathan:wats that on tha back of your head?
Oliver,Matt and Nathan: AHHH!! ITS FLAGELLUM!!!!