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11.
When you wrap five fingers around someone's neck and don't let go until their head explodes...

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... Then you grab your bags, wave good-bye to the other customers and exit the store in a calm but swift manner.
Customer #1: "What exactly just happened?"

Customer #2: "He just used his five finger discount."

Customer #1: "Oh... Okay. Shouldn't we like, call the cops or something?"
by mydnytdeath March 23, 2012
 
1.
Stealing.
How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
 
2.
To Steal
"Dude! I got a five finger discount on those womens underwear!"
by Element March 23, 2003
 
3.
stealing
got myself a five finger discount on a pair of Levi's.
by nick August 21, 2003
 
4.
The ability to shoplift.
"How do you plan to afford that?!"
"Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."
by Skeddles February 05, 2008
 
5.
free. stolen. pinched.
"check it out dude, i got 17 cadburys creme eggs on five finger discount!"
by D-Bizz January 09, 2007
 
6.
(slang)(euphemism)
1. the act of shoplifting, petty theft.
2. taking an object, using all five fingers, and concealing said object within an article of clothing or a bag.
3. occasionally a coupon can be used along side the five fingers
girls hate gifts that are obtained through the five finger discount
by maniacxxl January 03, 2009
 
7.
To steal something, usually a small item that can be easily hidden.
Whenever I walk past the candy rack, I give myself a five-finger discount.
by energy-void June 02, 2005