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8.
Stealing.
The punishment for thievery in certain middle eastern countries possibly includes cutting off all five fingers from the hand that stole the goods. Hence, your discounted price of $0 includes five of your fingers, or a "five finger discount".
by diesel weasel May 16, 2013
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9.
If you can fit five fingers, you get a discount
I got the five finger discount because that ho had a loose pussy
by Rihanyce November 26, 2011
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10.
When you wrap five fingers around someone's neck and don't let go until their head explodes...

...

...

... Then you grab your bags, wave good-bye to the other customers and exit the store in a calm but swift manner.
Customer #1: "What exactly just happened?"

Customer #2: "He just used his five finger discount."

Customer #1: "Oh... Okay. Shouldn't we like, call the cops or something?"
by mydnytdeath March 23, 2012
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11.
The use of force by hand via slap or punch in order to obtain an item or service at no charge.
Hey man I'll sell you my bike for $100?

I think I'll take the five finger discount

*hard punch to the face

Thanks for the FREE bike
by The Ammunition Magician March 18, 2010
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12.
Discount applied to a person with all five fingers intact on each hand; as opposed to missing finger(s) blown off by fireworks or similar explosives.
George missed the five finger discount by two thumbs and an index finger.
by webdings July 10, 2008
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13.
a rad song about shoplifting by choking victim
"i want to see, what's on sale what's for free"

FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT!
by rudie skankster June 12, 2007
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14.
1.Shoplifting a store 2.Stealing Merchandise from a store
Sam stole all the merchandise from Wal-Mart
by N/A August 14, 2003
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