Discount applied to a person with all five fingers intact on each hand; as opposed to missing finger(s) blown off by fireworks or similar explosives.
George missed the five finger discount by two thumbs and an index finger.
How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.
"Dude! I got a five finger discount on those womens underwear!"
got myself a five finger discount on a pair of Levi's.
The ability to shoplift.
"How do you plan to afford that?!"
"Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."
free. stolen. pinched.
"check it out dude, i got 17 cadburys creme eggs on five finger discount!"
girls hate gifts that are obtained through the five finger discount
To steal something, usually a small item that can be easily hidden.
Whenever I walk past the candy rack, I give myself a five-finger discount.