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1. Five finger discount
Stealing.
How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.
by jamesbrown Apr 22, 2003 add a video
2. five finger discount
To Steal
"Dude! I got a five finger discount on those womens underwear!"
by Element Mar 23, 2003 add a video
3. five finger discount
stealing
got myself a five finger discount on a pair of Levi's.
by nick Aug 21, 2003 add a video
4. five finger discount
The ability to shoplift.
"How do you plan to afford that?!"
"Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."
5. five finger discount
free. stolen. pinched.
"check it out dude, i got 17 cadburys creme eggs on five finger discount!"
6. five finger discount
(slang)(euphemism)
1. the act of shoplifting, petty theft.
2. taking an object, using all five fingers, and concealing said object within an article of clothing or a bag.
3. occasionally a coupon can be used along side the five fingers
girls hate gifts that are obtained through the five finger discount
7. Five Finger Discount
When you wrap five fingers around someone's neck and don't let go until their head explodes...

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... Then you grab your bags, wave good-bye to the other customers and exit the store in a calm but swift manner.
Customer #1: "What exactly just happened?"

Customer #2: "He just used his five finger discount."

Customer #1: "Oh... Okay. Shouldn't we like, call the cops or something?"
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