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It is the elite club of whipped workhorses when sales are down in your industry.
Initiation: The staff is already too small to cut from, so corporate will take five percent of your pay to offset what they call "loss" Technically, it's not a loss at all. Just less profit for those already lining their pockets with your grocery money. Considered communism. Everyone could still win, but won't. CEO: We've had to make a hard decision today. Sales are down. To make up for it, everyone will take a 5% cut in pay until further notice. We will do this as a whole. Everyone is important to the team. We are a company of people. People are our biggest resource. Without our people, we are nothing.
Workhorses: So we're all now five percenter's. At least we still have jobs. CEO: Fire one person from each market. Workhorses: What an ass. |
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