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8. Five Knuckle Shuffle
The guys above me are perverted dumbfuck sickos; Don't listen to them.

Five Knuckle Shuffle is one of WWE Smackdown! Superstar John Cena's signature moves. He does his "You Can't See Me" then runs to the ropes, bounces against them, brushes his soldier then jumps down and punches you right in the face.
Tazz: Ohhh there goes Cena with his "you can't see me!", Cole!

Cole: FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! And the pin...!
by Cena pwnz Aug 2, 2004 add a video
1. five knuckle shuffle
The act of male masturbation.
See also wank, spanking the monkey.
"Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle."
by YOREMA Jul 11, 2003 add a video
2. Five knuckle shuffle
Slang (Geordie, Newcastle)

Masturbation: The phrase comes from the act of masturbating using the whole hand, wrapping 4 fingers round the shaft of the penis, and the thumb round the other side, hence "five knuckles".
Geordie 1: Howaye man. Did ye score last night?
Geordie 2: Ney chance. I was gannin' the Five knuckle shuffle till it felt like me hand'd fall off.
3. five knuckle shuffle
to masturbate
that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump
by spltbird Nov 25, 2002 add a video
4. Five Knuckle Shuffle
Another word for the popular slang word 'wank'.
Most commonly used in pub-talks between men of age 18-30 to describe masturbation in a funny way, normally about someone, rather than themselves.
"I hear Dan's enjoying the five knuckle shuffle right now"
5. Five knuckle shuffle
jacking off.
Bryon's mom caught him playing the five knuckle shuffle last night.
6. five knuckle shuffle
The act of moving all five fingers on a single hand across another person's forearm, one at a time.
The gentleman greeted his friend home from vacation, with a lovely five knuckle shuffle.
7. five knuckle shuffle
It means to punch someone with a left right combo. much like shuffling cards.
scott started getting mouthy so I threatened to give him the five knuckle shuffle to the face.
by kazanski Apr 12, 2005 add a video
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