Person 2: "Uh....Five Guys"
:Person 2 Holds up a brown paper bag with grease stains:
Person 1: "Did you bring me any back?"
Person 2: "Oh woops I forgot, sorry"
:Person 1 strangles Person 2 and enjoys their much needed fix of Five Guys:
It is not difficult to find the female for this act (because she is lucky to even get this opportunity and you'd be angered to find a woman that would decline such an offer), but the challenge lies more in finding four other guys to fiveguy alongside. In fact, many scientists now believe that what defines an individual as being male or female (more so than their X or Y sex chromosome constitution), is whether they have a natural drive to fiveguy (male) or to be fiveguyed (female).
The difficulty of finding a full fivesome gets harder with each subsequent guy. Thus it is most difficult to find the fifth guy after collecting four willing guys. Thus beware of imitators such as three or fourguys. When you're guying, you really need that fifth guy, and you'll regret not fiveguying. Trust me, that fifth guy comes in really handy.
Buffets, finger foods, and light refreshments are common at fiveguys as you don't want to bang on an empty stomach. Fiveguys burgers has even sponsored some fiveguys in the past after catching wind of the fastest growing sport in America.
The name is kinda vauge And is popular due to "word of mouth" and not so much advertising.
While the burgers are delicious and the best one around for a fast food resturant, don't be surprised if you buy two double cheeseburgers and two small fries and two drinks and end of paying $20.00 or more. The burgers themselves are around $5.00 each and it is not fancy at all for the fries are dumped in your bag (hence the trademark greased up bag).
But maybe the the sight of watching your burger cooked in front of you with no walls blocking the cook, having more than 15 choices of toppings for your burger and no limits,a free access of peanuts while waiting for your meal,and the feeling of tearing open your bag to access the fries are kinda worth it.
Still not so much for an every week treat.Maybe every two/three weeks.
*pay for order*
Person #2:" Damn! $20.00 for two meals! I could have gone to mcdonald's},wendy's,or burger king and gotten a buffet from the dollar menu!!
Person #1: " just try the burger and say that again"
Person #2: Wow.....This was worth it ......
Person #1: That's what I thought.