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A finger blast consisting of ketchup, barbecue sauce, mayonaise, ranch dressing, and buffalo sauce. One dips one finger into each of the five flavors, then proceeds to finger blast the lady, and gives her vagina each of the five flavors.
Chris gave Christina the five flavor finger blast after a great family barbecue. He had all five flavors out, dipped each finger in the respective flavor, then began to finger blast Christina. Christina enjoyed every second of it, then Chris initiated sex and his dick became a five flavor totem pole.
by Firenze Hawking March 25, 2013

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