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A Five Bagger describes a chick so intensely grotesque that you need 5 bags just to hit it.
One over her face obviously.
One to cover your own just incase hers falls off.
One over your dogs head so as to not make him sick and disgusted with you.
one by the door just incase somebody walks in
And one to be sick into after the deed is done.
Shit man that bitch last nite had such a bangin' body but i totally had to Five Bag her

Dude watch dya think of that girl by the bar.

Eww dude she's like a five bagger!
by Chilly Elmo May 03, 2009

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she is so ugly you need 3 bags over her head, 1 over yours and 1 over your dog's!: five baggers are three times as ugly as "coyote ugly", about twice as ugly as "ugly as sin" and of course, 1 2/3 times uglier than even a three bagger
That chick I met at the biker bar was one five bagger from hell!!!!
by Jon64Bailey January 10, 2008

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Five strikes in a row in a game of bowling (offcial name).
I just got a five bagger!
by Chris March 26, 2003

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