A fitzy is the name of a term to describe an act mostly practiced on small boys.
To fitzy someone, the best location is a middle school bathroom. Find a small boy who pulls his pants down to his ankles when he urinates in a urinal, and kick him square in the nuts.
Matt: Dude yesterday I pulled a fitzy on this middle-school kid real good, he screamed like a little girl!

Joseph: Dude you're a jerk!

Matt: Whatever dude...
by josephswalm October 25, 2007
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of or pertaining to anything as effeminate as sparkling mineral water.
Bean is fitzy...no, i'm serious...BEAN IS FITZY
by Damian April 29, 2003
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A small white albino child who posseses an extremely small penis relative to a toothpick, yes, quite small indeed. Your average fitzy will always strive to gain anal satisfaction via half eaten cucumbers.

The term fitzy can also be used as a verb when describing something homosexual, small, insignificant and most importantly gender confused.
1. Keep me away from that fitzy!! I already have three genital infections.

2. Michael Fitzpatrick

3. Oi get over here you fitzy loving slut.
by poon loving mexican October 23, 2007
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A joke made by someone that goes too far or extreme joke
Wow that was such a Fitzy Joke; you went to far that was such a fitzy joke
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pulling a fitzy involves when a women drinks excessively and has complete disregard for those around her. acting very unlady like she will treat men like a piece of meat. her thirst for white wine is only matched by her thirst for footballers. often times will be heard screaming "ooohhh" or "fuckin' prick"
after drinking two bottles of 80 cent wine a women will procede to start "pulling a fitzy" by wandering the streets looking for men with english accents
by JohannaStrand_69 April 14, 2011
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An IT teacher who always make tea and hobnobs for the other teachers. He can also fix a computer in any issue.
Mr Fitzy is needed in the English Corridor I repeat Mr Fitzy is needed in the English corridor.
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Any player on Notre Dame sports teams who are destined for fame.
Luke Harangody is definitely a Fightin' Fitzie
by Fred Benson January 25, 2009
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