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A term used by Fred Benson (b. August 16, 1969) for 7-foot Caucausian Americans who dominates the other team in basketball games. It was used when Benson was playing his tabletop sports simulation games, as a 7-foot red-headed fictional basketball player named Philip Fitzpatrick was the focal point of replays of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Milwaukee Bucks. Even though Fitzpatrick is a made-up character, Fitzpatricide means that 7-foot white guys can still ball with the rest of 'em.
There was a Fitzpatricide that took place at the Bradley Center last night as Philip Fitzpatrick murdered the Lakers last night with 30 points, 19 rebounds and 6 blocks as the Bucks beat L.A. 108-102 in overtime last night.
by Fred Benson January 24, 2009

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