A very funny woman.

Look at stand up comedian, she's such a fitch.
by Thetranslatorguy May 05, 2008
When you don't have time to call someone a fucking bitch, call 'em a fitch!
Murder: ...And after you die, I will kill your momma! *Grabs knife and starts to aim for womans head*
Woman: You fitch!
by Demzi November 30, 2004
Commonly called a "polecat", but, the fitch is not a cat, and neither is it a skunk (which is also called a "polecat"). The fitch is the wild ancestor of the (domesticated) ferret.
I sure am glad someone decided to try to tame a fitch 10,000 years ago, because I just love my sweet little ferret.
by Jill Gibb June 08, 2006
What dogs in South Africa (pronounced "Sauth Ifrikka" by South Africans) do when you throw them a stick or a ball.
"Fitch, boy! Fitch it!!!"
by MagickDio April 23, 2010
a word to say when you either want to say fuck to someone or call someone a bitch if you don't want teacher/relative to know. also a combination or fuck and bitch.
Person 1: I made out with your girl last night.
*relative/adultt walks in*
Person 2: You Fitch! Fitch you!
by Nico Bowling December 04, 2013
Noun: (pl) Fitches
1. A derogatory term derived from "friend" and "bitch."

2. The worst kind of backstabbing frenemy.
Beyonce's friends secretly filmed her screwing Bob, and then sent the tape to his 70 year old mother. They were total fitches.
by pinkpanther12 March 09, 2012
(v.) To say a made up word with enough confidence to convince others it is a real word.
Fitching allowed the boy to cheat when playing the rhyming game in circle of death.
by six legged milking horse February 08, 2010
plural for fitch:- a good looking or 'fit' young lady or 'bitch'.
i.e a fitch.
as cruising down the high street you may come across a group of attractive young women;
'oi mate, check out the fitches!'
by alex jones August 27, 2003

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