Urban Dictionary: Fitarded

1.	Fitarded
	1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded. 2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison. 1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them. 2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything. buy fitarded mugs & shirts awesome explosions dangerous g.i. joes james bond chuck norris ninjas samurai olympian terminator rambo rocky thor teenage mutant ninja turtles doberman pinchers cheetah predator dick tracy micheal phelps barbarian by Ninja Thompson Mar 18, 2010 add a video