A gentleman with a specific wank window, ie his missus has just popped next door for a cup of sugar, A mindless act of violent self abuse carried out in a sort of masturbatory red mist.
Sammy: Nick, I'm just popping next door for a few minutes
Nick: Ok honey, don't be long (but really!)
Nick to himself: Fist of Fury...engage!!! Arrrggghhhh yeaaaahhhh!
Nick: Ok honey, don't be long (but really!)
Nick to himself: Fist of Fury...engage!!! Arrrggghhhh yeaaaahhhh!
by Samick Downunder August 10, 2005
by Twiztid0385 June 21, 2005
A sexuall position in which a man with his both hands into a fist and sticks it up a girls anal passege way violently
by Penis-juice3000 July 2, 2009
Fists of fury is a sexual manoevre. It can performed by any combination of males and females (mf, ff, mm). It involves (as the title suggests) furious fisting action. Fists fly everywhere in this position as the inflictor flails their arms wildly searching for a vulnerable orifice to attack. Once spotted, they lunge forward in a Bruee Lee-esqe jab and penetrate deeply.
Fists of fury does not have to be a dominant/submissive position, as once the first fist has been planted, it leaves the perpetrator open for attack from the other person. This dual fist action can be surpassed by triple fistage, then quad-fist domination (for instance 2 females may be fisting both the vagina and anus). Quad-fists-of-fury are not for the faint hearted.
Fists of fury does not have to be a dominant/submissive position, as once the first fist has been planted, it leaves the perpetrator open for attack from the other person. This dual fist action can be surpassed by triple fistage, then quad-fist domination (for instance 2 females may be fisting both the vagina and anus). Quad-fists-of-fury are not for the faint hearted.
>>> Trent: "ur such a hot guy, i wanna fist ur anus all night long... You better watch out for my FISTS OF FURY! cuz they'll get ya."
>>> Sean: "ARRGGGHHHH! What the FUCK are you doing? Stop waving your arms around, its scaring me"
>>> Trent: "FISTS OF FURY ATTACK!!!"
>>> Sean: "My anus is bleeding, your fisting me too hard... Wait I have a chance to fight back, you left ur anus defenseless against my fists"
>>> Trent: "Oh yeah give it to me, yeah dual-fists of fury, this is hot!"
>>> Sean: "ARRGGGHHHH! What the FUCK are you doing? Stop waving your arms around, its scaring me"
>>> Trent: "FISTS OF FURY ATTACK!!!"
>>> Sean: "My anus is bleeding, your fisting me too hard... Wait I have a chance to fight back, you left ur anus defenseless against my fists"
>>> Trent: "Oh yeah give it to me, yeah dual-fists of fury, this is hot!"
by omg i am wtf uber October 21, 2007
a competition when you and all your major dude friends jack off till they can't possibly jack off anymore. The major dude that jacks off the most in shortest period of time wins. There are many rounds and degrees of champion. House rules apply.
My major dude friend Jonathan busted his nut for 13 rounds in less than two hours and attained the prestigous heavyweight crown(no spit allowed) in the bi-monthly fists of fury comp.
by jeffrey effrey April 7, 2007
Bruce Lee, starring as Cheng Chao-an said to Hsiu Chen, "Beat it or I will kill you right now", thus was born Fists of Fury.
by harry flashman August 6, 2003
a time when a girl/guy is so upset with you, they decide that they are going to fist you, but with such intesity that you start to bleed out your ears!! after the fist is inserted, there is some long term damage when the index and middle fingers are extended twirling around moving your rectum line!
George:"if you dont shut the fuck up, i am going to give you the fist of fury"
Manuel: "i dont know, i might like that dude!! ;)"
George: "good lets start!"
Manuel: "i dont know, i might like that dude!! ;)"
George: "good lets start!"
by eric lucas December 25, 2003