Top Definition
An abridged quote from Miss Piggy when she was going to hit Kermit the Frog. "Open Thy Mouth, Fist Go South"!

Used when someone's about to get smacked or beaten.
BJ...."I told you to buy the wireless printer, dillhole".

Bubba...."First off, if I listened to you every time you told me to spend extra money on something I'd be fuckin broke now. Second, the last time I listened to you I bought more 17 times more shit than I needed."

BJ...."Yeup, now all you have to do is buy a wireless printer".

Bubba....."Fist go south".
by Pork Soda April 21, 2008

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