Guy 1: Oh man, I got a crazy one coming.
Guy 2: Oh dude you're about to rip?
Guy 1: Nah never mind man I didn't want to fiss myself so I aborted it.
Guy 2: Oh dude you're about to rip?
Guy 1: Nah never mind man I didn't want to fiss myself so I aborted it.
by Giants357 December 7, 2012
A weak, barely audible fart of weak smell potency usually generated by petite women. Hard to detect because it is not accompanied by the moustache-hair-burning odor common to most recognizable farts. Low on Scoville Scale Heat Units, SHU's.
by Roland819 November 23, 2006
n. 1) urine;
v. 1) to urinate; 2) polite manner of saying 'piss'; 3) abbreviated form of 'fissilate' and 'fissilations'
v. 1) to urinate; 2) polite manner of saying 'piss'; 3) abbreviated form of 'fissilate' and 'fissilations'
by Ihatejobsworths February 22, 2010
Oh mate. I was at the public toilet the other day- this guy came to piss next to me. By his expression you could tell he was having a Fiss.
by BlackJesusxx May 10, 2016
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