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Fish-mas 

A holiday that coincides with the Catholic Lenten season based on pagan beliefs. During which tasty fried fish is temporarily readily available at every restaurant and fast food chain across America.
"Did you see they have the double fish sandwich at Rally's for Fish-mas?"

"I'm so glad Fish-mas, I've been dying for White Castles clam strips"

"It's Fish-mas time in the city."
Fish-mas by winksandnoodle May 1, 2012
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Fish Master 

Synonym of "Slut Fucker"..... Master of the Stinky Fish!!!
That guy fucks all the nasty sluts so we call him the Fish Master.
Fish Master by Jo Duck Hunt December 17, 2018

Mask-fish 

A person who appears attractive while their mask is on, but is unattractive as soon as they take it off. Root: catfish
I was feeling this dude, but then he took off his mask and he was a total mask-fish
Mask-fish by The.dogtor March 23, 2021

Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin 

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.
"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."

Massachusetts fish 

A fish dinner served on a platter sauteed in Sam Adams Boston lager with a side of PUSS
Yumm! This Massachusetts fish is delicious. The fat puss on the side really compliments the flavors!
Massachusetts fish by Jrodguy October 23, 2017
what is celebrated on opening day of trout season in Westmoreland County Penna.
We camp along the stream the night before Fishmas, we call that Fishmas Eve.
FISHMAS by Plasterer1 April 30, 2011
the first day of trout , celebrated by camping and fishing , filled with merriment and many a folk tale by the fire ! No matter the weather !
Fishmas was est. on the first day of trout season in Pennsylvania in April 1985 .
Fishmas by camp four mile May 1, 2011