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Barack says Michelle is the first Possum he ever ate.
by Rhotundra July 27, 2011
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1. a dangerous place for fear of possum consumption
2. the middle back seat of a vehicle
3. the bottom step of a porch
oh shit, i don't want to be first possum.. i should get out of this dumpster
by doctor jeckyll April 27, 2008
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