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Fire In The Fire Place

To light ones dick on fire and insert it into a woman's extremities
"Man let's put a dick on fire and insert it into a woman's extremities "

"Oh, you mean a fire in the fire place"

if you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood 

used when a person provokes others but can't bear when they react, the teaser doesn't like and try to escape
John : You're so stupid Don
Don: I'm not as stupid as your sister
John : don't talk about my sister
Don: If you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood.

detroit fireplace 

A fire started with pallet wood in a burn barrel thats been cut in half.

Ventilation holes in the sides made with a pickaxe are optional.

Invented due to the fact Detroit is Sarejevo compared to, well, Sarejevo.
1: You guys wanna fire up the detroit fireplace tonight? I got pallets!

2: Man, its cold! Who let the detroit fireplace burn out?
detroit fireplace by reemusk November 19, 2010

Ukrainian Fireplace 

The practice of making a wall of tires and setting them ablaze serving dual purpose of an impassable wall that keeps oppressive governments out, and you warm. Made popular during the frigid Kiev, Ukraine Revolt.
Hey Дмитро, did you see the live stream of the revolt last night? Yeah, they were flinging tires into the Ukrainian Fireplace all night.
Ukrainian Fireplace by WarMace January 23, 2014

fileplanet 

Shitty net site that makes you wait hours to download a 10kb file. Makes you pay for having access to crappy downloads like MMO trials.
10 day trial of Matrix Online from shitplanet? Fuck that!
fileplanet by dzjepp March 28, 2005

redneck fireplace 

A space heater or any portable indoor heating device.
Ya'll I'm cold. Plug up that redneck fireplace, ya hear?
redneck fireplace by Pete Warren January 6, 2008