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Slang term for the genitalia of a man who will only fornicate with red-haired women.

Can also refer to the genitalia of a man who has an STD.
"Sexy redhead 9 O'Clock. Get your Fire Poker out!"

"Why is it so itchy? Must've been a firepoker... again. Thank god for penicillin!"
by DaggerJeff May 17, 2009

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