|1.||Fire In The Mountains|
A handy, all-purpous phrase that can be used in any context when one is unsure what to say.
A: "I have to see my son's principla today."
B: "Oooh, sounds like there's a fire in the mountains."
A: "Where have you been!?"
B: "There was a fire in the mountains."
A: "I really like this photo!"
B: "There's definitely a fire in the mountains."