1. When a person is suicidal, but not brave enough to hold a gun to their head, and so decides too wear all dark clothing and walk along the shoulder on a busy road when it's dark out. Bonus stupidity points awarded if it is also snowing and/or raining.

2. Those persons who are under the impression that they are ninjas and do the above mentioned nighttime road walking in dark cloths. You are not a ninja. You can be killed.
I just about had a heart attack! I hate Finnish suicides! At least wear a white hoody or something!
by Unwilling Stunt Driver April 30, 2010
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