Contrary to popular belief it is not a country, it is a sacred metal land from which true gods of metal are born to destroy, rule and mutilate any other form of music in the world besides the holy metal!
Guy:I'm from *place*
Metalhead:I hail from Finland motherfucker!

by Lindroos! December 25, 2007
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(n.) home of amazing techno artist, Darude; home of many blonde haired and blue eyed people; the best country ever; the country that's nationality is 50% of me
by Will July 20, 2004
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It´s a great country! You should come to visit here! We have a sauna. That´s a place where is hoooooot! Probably all the american people would die there, ´cause they are so terribly weak to heat. So,come here, please. Oh, here is also Santa Claus (Joulupukki in finnish) and midnight sun!
Finland is great country! They weren´t allied whit Germany at II world war!!!
by Maichou March 02, 2005
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Testicles. Derived from the 2006 Euro that displays a map of participating countries, therefore omitting Norway, leaving Sweden and Finland to look like a "cock n balls" respectively.
Ooh, you got me right in me Finlands.
by prescottspies September 12, 2006
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1. A country in Europe bordering the Baltic Sea and East of Sweden.
2. A testicle piercing
1. Jerry: Paul went to Finland last month!
Mario: Lucky bastard!
2. Jerry: Paul got a Finland last month!
Mario: What was he thinking?
by Jesus_Cat May 24, 2007
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Despite the average ignorant american calling Finland a Scandinavian country; it is not. It is situated between Scandinavia (Norway, Sweden and Denmark) and Russia. Finnish genetics are *completely* different than that of both Russians and Scandinavians. The language is also completely different from the languages spoken by both aforementioned groups, aside from the 5-6% minority of Swedish speaking hill billies on the west coast and south coast. Finland has been top 10 highest ranked "Standards of Living" in the world numerous times, despite drinking the most alcohol in western Europe and having a very high Suicide rate due in part to Seasonal Affective Disorder.
Finland isn't a part of Scandinavia, dumbass!
by Iso-H March 20, 2011
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Not very well known, cold and distant northern country.
The home of Nokia cell phones.
by matey88 February 09, 2007
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