(n.) Really awesome person with a huge penis, but ladies...dont get him wrong, he has great respect for almost everyone. Fink can sometimes be spotted walking around the campus of Longwood, or in the summer time you can spot Fink in his hometown of bumfuck Fred-Vegas.
2. Something old people call you when you offend their delicate sensibilities
Venerable Old Man: "You fink! I'll beat you with my dialysis machine if I ever find a way out of this bed!"