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1.
A Name Given to someone who loses two or more fingers in an industrial accident
Hey did you Hear that Steve lost a couple of fingers in the Meat Slicer? Yeah, looks like Fingers McGee will never play the piano again!
by Mr Fistinyous February 17, 2010
 
2.
When someone,usually an adult hyperactively touches everything in a room or in a group of objects like they have OCD.This person cannot leave stuff alone and look without touching.
I should have known better than to leave my collection of glass figurines on the table because Fingers McGee will have to pick up or touch every damned one of them!!!

I have to clean my stainless steel refridgerator doors over and over when that picky fingered SOB Fingers McGee fondles it!!!
by Slow Poke Rodriguez July 25, 2010